Acceptance letter: Pockies’ UM
Dear, I am pleased to inform you that you are accepted to the Pockies’ University of Mediocrity (UM)

The Academy that takes pride in mediocrity. Way too many institutes around the globe are responsible for unrealistic aspirations by prioritizing academic achievements, exceptional aesthetics or athletic abilities. Therefore creating an anxious sentiment across the whole of society. Well….. Not us. We celebrate a C-,  salute store-bought mustard and applaud the most laid-back of benchwarmers. Why do we do this???? To promote a comfortable state of being for the 99% that isn’t Cristiano Ronaldo.

Congratulations and welcome to the comfort family.
Now go buy this heavyweight green UM logo embroidered Hoodie!